These are genuine inventions. These are copies from the United States patent
office records.
This is a device that is supposed to quicken labour. The laboring woman is
strapped on to this rotating table. The centrifugal force pushes the baby out.
The basket is there to catch the baby as he/she pops out.
This is a weight reducing device that works by preventing one from eating. (I
suppose the patients' partner keeps the key)
Read the explanation next to the diagram !
Many people were / are afraid of being buried alive. This device allows one to
ring a bell in case one is actually buried alive (hope the people on top are
listening).
This device allows safe kissing .... a sort of a "kissing condom" !
This invention is supposed to help improve the "aim" of males (toilet target practice).
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