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Funny anaesthesia definitions

BEEP count: Number of cardiac monitor "BEEPS"  that you have listened to in your career so far ( e.g. if  you had patients under anesthetic for 30 hours a week , with a heart rate of about 60 /min, then your BEEP count per year would be approximately  five million).

 

Face Mask Hand Score:

Grade I : can manage mask ventilation with one hand.

Grade II : two hands needed to hold mask.

Grade III : three hands needed to hold mask.

Grade IV: Four hands up in the air giving up.

 

I : E ratio: (Intelligence : Exams ratio )

Not doing well at exams doesn't mean that one isn't intelligent.

 

Triad of Anesthesia exams:

To be successful you need (1) Knowledge (2) Exam Technique and (3) Luck.

 


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